I dreamt I was visited by Cary Grant
Randomly checking the state of things
In a charcoal suit that alone proved
The existence of right angles
I sat down and began to show him YouTube
Showed him video after video after
Mashup after Rant after
Crash after explosion after fan film after...
Watching Hussein swing through the floor
He quipped, "Looks like every prick will
Expect a monogrammed bathrobe
And a private locker."
"Studio independence is one thing
But this is a narcissistic orgy
With $5 whores."
"It's Archie from here on out, kid."
I think I heard him repeat
"I like turtles?"
As he faded back through the wall.